"Not now honey, mommy’s blogging."
Me after food.
I literally hate children so much.
Seriously guys? Is this a fucking joke? This is a child’s shirt sold at Target. This is sick.
I chopped my hair off, guys.
I really wish I wasn’t allergic to rats. I want one again! 🐭
Ya know what being on tumblr is? It’s understanding references from gifs of movies we’ve never seen.
Omg veins in guys’ necks. Gah💗
Chevelle is so fucking hot.
It’s so hard to blog while eating cereal.
The only proper volume at which one should listen to Nirvana.
I got that ol’ red carpet razzmatazz.
Cranberry Ginger Ale in a blue plastic cup with a flashlight on the side.
One of the coolest pictures I ever took.