best-of-funny: kolkolkolas: feferipixies: stygende: nordegrafs: kawaiipyro: i think anyone who’s every used the internet has seen this picture at least once #should have done the blonde anime girl in the red plaid you mean yes that one exactly wake me up inside or one of these fuckers X
Can we take a moment to appreciate the Owl City...
fightwaterwithwater: fightwaterwithwater: ...
bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin ḱerberos means “spotted” that’s right hades, lord of the dead,...
distress: jinn0uchi: dendropsyche: OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today so we come across this thing and we discover you can turn it inside out and ITS HELLO KITTY I’M HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE why the fuck i want it
hiddlestalker: swanepeols: coldcoffeh: when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds shine bright like a white kid
turnc0at: turnc0at: turnc0at: turnc0at: GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO i just threw up
How to Ride a Werewolf
finishingschoolbooks: Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…
ifyoucarryonthisway: you know if i was a young boy and my father took me into the city to see a marching band i would actually be pretty pissed if he said son when you grow up would you be the savior of the broken the beaten and the damned like dad im trying to enjoy this parade can we talk about this later jesus christ
plaidalecki: ok but do u realise how intimate it is to sleep fACING SOMEONE and when you start to fall asleep and you keep kinda opening your eyes and drifting in and out, every time you open your eyes you see that person across from you, you look at them, and they’re sleeping facing you too and you make eye contact sometimes and you’re just LAYING THERE, GOING TO SLEEP, LOOKING AT EACH OTHER ...
youngblackandvegan: jonesalicious: So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people Beauty and the Beast 2: The Trip to Ikea
slappyh0urs: scvlptures: depression is when you don’t really care about anything anxiety is when you care too much about everything and having both is just like what this is actually a pretty accurate description of anxiety
heathyr: this is my love letter to azlyrics for not being annoying as fuck like other lyric websites
Is it just me or is it majorly unattractive when a guy is a mama’s boy or his mother is all over him and treats him like a baby?
stilldefending: danieldempsey: My dude straight loving him some nsync. I DID NOT EXPECT THAT
10000bc: since abercrombie an fitch destroys its unsold clothes and wont donate bc poor people wearing their clothes gives them a bad image i say everyone should donate as much abercrombie and fitch brand clothing that you have to homeless shelters so you can simultaneously piss off a shitty company and help those in need
techiejellyfish: i-will-eviscerate—you: the-fandoms-are-cool: urbanfuck: my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child your mother must be so proud of her strong, smart child who lives each day dealing with anxiety and depression and still holds on this is beautiful
continualsanitynotlikely: uss-gallifrey: continualsanitynotlikely: If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these And wear it to the nearest major city Are you Lady Gaga #bitch I might be